EXCUSES WHY I CAN'T
MAKE IT TO THE REUNION
EXCUSE #1 “I’m overweight.”
REBUTTAL You’re not alone!
EXCUSE #2 “I’m a different person than I was in high school.”
REBUTTAL Lucky for you, we all are. Let’s face it,
we could only have improved!
EXCUSE #3 “I don’t look as good as I’d like. I am
(choose one or more) bald, have wrinkles, saddlebags,
gray hair and no one will recognize me.”
REBUTTAL Guess what! You won’t recognize anyone
else either. Using the reunion committee as a representative
sample, our whole class looks like a “before” photo in a
plastic surgery ad.
EXCUSE #4 “I’m not successful. I’m not (choose one or
more) a doctor, a lawyer or rich.”
REBUTTAL You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find how
much everyone has matured. We may be plump and
wrinkled (see excuse 3 above) but we are not stupid.
Money is not success!
EXCUSE #5 “I was not in a popular clique in school.”
REBUTTAL Now that we are old and smart, those cliques
have dissolved just like the superficialities they were
based on. The only cliques you will notice at the reunion
will be the sound of your joints as you walk around.
If you are not able to attend the reunion, please provide your excuse below. We will be wondering what happened to you!
©2005 Analy High School Class of 1980
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